Imagine a skull, if you will, with a square shaped hole through the face
of it. Running through from infinity in both directions, an industrial
style, rickety, wooden railroad track. Protruding from from the temple
is a lever that flicks back and forth from a tiny little embedded brass
sign that says "forward" accented symmetrically with a tiny little
embedded brass sign on the other side that says "backward". Now picture a
train cart system of file cabinets on this train track that also
sprawl infinitely in both directions. Each train cart file cabinet is
stamped with a number system above the handle on their fronts. Sitting
in a tiny lazy boy suspended by bungee chords to bolts drilled into the
outer brows, is a tiny brilliant man with an addiction to
rationalizing, and an eye on both his face and the back of his head.
Perched in perfect sight of not only the numbers on the handles of the
train cart file cabinets, but also their contents when requested, this
tiny little brilliant man switches the lever back and forth at what
appears to be thousands of miles an hour. The train cart file cabinets
as expected correlate at even faster speeds as to reveal the correct
file with the correct request. Imagine this is the average mind.
Now see
the same scenario only the lever has been disconnected due to it's
inefficiency and replaced with a twister wheel. The file cabinets are
alive and speak harshly back and forth with the tiny little mohawked man
suspended in mid air, darting to and fro around all sides of the
talking file cabinets with bat wings and a home made pimp cane. The
labels are confusingly perpendicular to the run of the train track on
both temples etched in like phone numbers on a bathroom stall. One
saying "fuck it" and the other saying "20/20". As they bicker back and
forth for eternity the little tiny man valiantly debates very rarely
with only one talking file cabinet while birds swarm around pecking at
his eye in the back of his head... That's a nutshell version of a
Twitch's mind... Surprisingly, this system works brilliantly...
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